Lost Weekend Trend Continues

Lost Weekend is synonymous with blatant drunkedness, lewd behavior and a lessened regard for personal safety. In the clutches of my good friend's birthday, this weekend promised to rocket blast into the Annals of Lost Weekends...

It didn't. Both Friday and Saturday nights were met with a late-night girl rendezvous, and besides the near black-out status on Saturday, neither night constituted bender status. Although heavy drinking indeed was the norm, its rationing did not allow this weekend to barter with those of past Lost Weekends. Can we say a 1/2 Lost Weekend?