Sunday, December 30, 2007

Patriots Perfect, Go 16-0

Ok I was wrong. The game against the Giants yesterday did not turn out to be a glorified practice. The Giants came out inspired playing mistake free football for the entire first half. In the end the Giants could not keep up with the Pats and a costly interception led to Patriots touchdown and a 38-28 lead. Although Manning's 4th touchdown pass brought the score to within 3 points, the ensuing onsides kick was recovered by Vrabel.
There was scarcely a play that Brady wasn't knocked down or hurried and the Giants defense played a monster game until the 4th quarter. Not enough can be said about how collected Tom Brady is in the pocket, especially in the face of the pressure of the Giants rush. Comparisons to other great pocket passers do no justice, Brady is in a class of his own this season, not only breaking passing records, but more importantly leading his team to an undefeated season.
The Drops. Watson really spooked me on the first two series where he dropped two passes that he probably should have caught. Vrabel had the touchdown pass go through his hands, which, judging by Belichick's trust in him, has to be somewhat surprising. The play wound up being called back on an illegal formation penalty. I guess I have to mention Moss's drop the play before their record breaking touchdown reception. In reality it was a shoestring catch from 50 yards on a ball that he had to turn 180 and come back to, so its not one of those balls I would say, "Should have caught that", but because it was Moss, we expect him to catch everything. The biggest drop I must mention is by Burress, trying to one-hand catch a perfectly thrown Manning pass and instead the ball deflects out of bounds. And then the announcers blamed a poor throw on Manning!
Perfection. The last touchdown pass from Brady to Moss, even though it was not the Patriots last touchdown scored last night, was a triumphant event, not that it was the record breaker, but more of a symbol on the entire season. A perfectly thrown ball, caught in perfect stride, a perfect season.
Wind-up toys. I was surprised that no one mentioned the play of Kevin Faulk in the game. Two or three times Faulk took dump off passes from Brady and stretched them out to their limits and gained hard-fought first down yardage keeping drives alive. The announcers made note of Welker's expertise of finding the stakes, but you have to mention Faulks first down acumen. Like Welker, the first guy usually never takes Faulk down, and most of the yards are made after the catch.
TV. Because this was the first simulcast game on all networks since I can remember, I switched from Channel 4, 5 and 7 to find the best picture. I enjoyed the subdued tint from 5, but their annoying in game announcements would move the picture up and block some of the screen. Notably the scoreboard, which convinced me to try one of the other two stations. 7's colors were disturbingly bright, that hurt my eyes with vibrance. They are trying way too hard at 7. Channel 4's colors were less offensive and they winded up getting the call at my house, although I have to mention brief forays into the end of the WVU-Oklahoma overtime basketball game, the Celtics and Broken Trail on AMC.
Can't wait until the playoffs.

Friday, December 28, 2007

Things I'm Over in 2007

Here's a great list of things we would be thankful to miss in '08:

-Anything Paris. (The ho, not the City.)
-Anything Spears, Lohan, Simpson, Barton, Richie...Ad Nausaeum
-Reality TV, Celebrity this and that, "challenges" where people are given tasks, have meltdowns like 3 year olds and become celebrities in their own right.
-Crappy Rap music and the "culture" it promotes.
-Dumbing down of our nation
-Plastic surgery "breakthroughs"
-Pharmaceuticals that we don't need but we should have because of all the money spent on very expensive commercials have to justify the costs.
-Business buzzwords
-"I Approve this Message" Message.
-Getting Tasered, Bros!
-Little kids who order their parents around, and the parents that are okay with it!
-People who want to treat Lobsters (and goose livers) like human beings with feelings.
-People who think that their pit bulls would never mangle a little kids' face, because they "done know how to train a dawg".
-Our national lack of personal accountability.
-Kids that can't put a grammatically correct sentence together, but gradute high school anyway.
-People who blame teachers for their parental shortcomings.
-Divorced perople (and others) who berate gays for "ruining the sanctity of marriage".
-High speed police chases in thickly settled neighborhoods, and cops who are above the law.
-Entitled kids and adults.
-Keeping up with the proverbial joneses.
-SUV drivers who complain about the price of gas.
-That it costs over $4 for a cup of burnt coffee.
-Amy Winehouse, Pete Doherty and every other druggie hipster disguised as musicians who are glorified by MTV, Rollingstone and GQ day after day, month after month. Enough already!
-"This is our country"
-The Chevy HHR - world's ugliest production car just won't disappear.
-Red Sox Nation - I'm as big a fan as any other person who's lived in Boston their whole life, but for god's sake, give it a rest.
-"Retailers are seeing disappointing sales this holiday season" reports
-Ron Paul and his legion of digg supporters
-"I'm a PC... and I'm a Mac" smugness

Boston.com posts 12.28.07

Thursday, December 27, 2007

Blog Riotus One Year Anniversary

It's been an interesting year for Blog Riotus. The blog started out as a way to put down my thoughts on "paper" and it has turned into something completely unexpected. Just kidding, this blog is read by only a few, perhaps less than there was when I started. I did, however, learn alot about writing, trying to up date a blog on a minimum of at least once a week is definitely difficult, especially when there is a lot going down at the old job. I am definitely not hanging it up though and I feel like this blog has become my little pet project to keep me checking back. I have acquired the internet addiction, and separation anxiety ensues when I cannot get to the emails.

Tuesday, December 25, 2007

Patriots' Last Stop before Playoffs

The reality is looking towards 16-0. Although it is unpatriotic to count your chickens so to speak, the Giants will have no real advantage in trying to compete with the Patriots compared with their opponents of the NFC Wild Card Playoff game and the game should be a fleeted victory. While the Giants may shake things up in the first half to try out some novelties, by the 2nd half, their starters should be sitting unless the game is less than 7 points. Then I could see Coughlin riding the game along until it is beyond concluded. But I don’t really see this happening and a few early Patriots scores should seal up any NFL competitiveness being displayed by half-time. That is not to say that the Patriots will not “practice” against the Giants.

Everyone is saying that no team, save the Colts, stands a chance against New Englans in the playoffs (and super bowl). This could not be any farther from the truth. Sure the Pats are a dominant team. But undefeatable? C’mon. We scratched out victories over the Eagles and Ravens, were effected by weather against the Jets and almost had a close one and then this past week defeated the worst team in the NFL by a final score of only 28-7 (More on that later). There is no such thing as automatic, and those who think this year’s Super Bowl run will be paved with yellow bricks should learn about the NFL. (The Pats were 14 point underdogs beating the League favorite Rams in 2001.) Everyteam will be hungry for upsets and every potential opponent will be seeking revenge (Pats beat Colts, Bolts, Steelers, Browns and have always been a roadblock to the playoff bound Jags). The scores may indicate an easy victory but there will be no more easy teams to play following the final regular season game.

Last week, my friend and I had the luxury of attending the Pats-Fins game sitting in 40 yard line club seats, enjoying the comforts of credit-card bought Guinness at the club bar and the warmth of the indoor concourse. There was just enough feel of a game to make it authentic, but it was a tease to see what real money can buy you at Gillette. We left in the early 4th quarter and wouldn’t have missed any important plays after the Dolphins touchdown. Of course everyone was disappointed not to see Brady throw a record tying third touchdown (49 TDs) in the game, but in all, it was a victory and we must learn not to be spoiled by the grandeur experienced so far, and begin to accept victory no-matter how stat-unfriendly. Brady’s two picks were a bit of a surprise inasmuch as he has not made many mistakes in prior games.

At halftime, I predicted a trouncing (56-0), especially after a late goal-line turnover on downs where the Dolphins were looking to punch in a 4th down touchdown instead of taking a field goal’s momentum into the second half. Instead, Lemon pulled up a lemon, running out of bounds before the pylon and thwarting a Miami touchdown. I have no idea why he didn’t take the Vrabel hit and score. If it were a HS game, you could give the afraid-to-take-a-hit excuse, but in the pros, that kind of explanation would be career crippling, not to mention embarrassing. But instead of coming out in the second half and annihilating the hapless Dolphins, the Patriots were a ghost of their first-half presence and instead of the trounce, the Dolphins actually scored. The lesson: you can never predict what is going to happen with this Patriots team outside of victory. I am hoping and predicting for a successful Patriots super bowl run, but I don’t think I will be able to predict how it’s going to be done, outside of them scoring more points than the opponent. Well, I think its safe to say Brady will be connecting to Moss for a few TDs.

Sunday, December 16, 2007

Patriots lumber past Jets, Continue perfect trend 14-0

The Patriots prevailed through the miserable conditions at Gillette and beat the Jets today 20-10. The Jets tried to mount a comeback late in the second half, but a Gostkowski FG from 34 yards out and a game ending sack of Pennington sealed the victory. Special teams were key on the day with a 1st quarter touchdown (via interception) coming off a punt that pinned the Jets inside their own 5 and a Maroney TD run set up by a blocked punt. Similarly, the Jets scored their touchdown on a blocked punt. Instead of testing their passing game in spite of the foul weather, the Patriots were satisfied to pound out the running game [with good results]. Maroney accumulated 104 yards on 26 carries and helped dispossess the Jets.

This game proved a few things. The most obvious thing, that no matter what Smerlas and DeOssie say on the Big Show, foul weather does, in fact, hamper the Patriots Offensive luster. Brady's subpar performance was evidence of that. Not that there is anything to really worry about. After all, the running game is not bad at all. Maroney and Faulk are especially capable backs, it's just the proficiency of the passing attack with Brady, Moss and Welker which makes a run-game obsolete...in fair conditions. With the change in weather, the Patriots adjusted early and started handing it off with the line and Maroney responding in turn. The Pats running game is analogous to other teams' passing game. The Pats set up the run with the pass...where as the norm is the other way around. The Pats' opponents are so keyed in on stopping Welker and Moss that the Pats can spread the ball around by handing it off. The defense is so geared for play-action that the run game has a chance to unfold. Perfect for the offense going into the postseason.

Can't say anything bad about the Pats D today. Pennington threw the ball perfectly on a few drives, threading the needle on a few sideline passes and delivering the ball into the lap of a few unsuspecting Jets. With the exception of the first QB option and two 3rd quarter Brad Smith QB runs, I never felt that the Defense lost control; bend-but-not-break, the prevalent mantra. I can't get enough of Seau shooting the gap and making tackles for loss in the backfield. Didn't he pull his bicep doing his patented celebratory punch? Probably not, but intensity of the punch makes me nervous that he may! Adalius Thomas had a dominant game. He was making tackles all over the field.

I'm glad they miked up the worthless postgame coaches handshake. Belichick had a unnerving smile which for the life of me, I could not understand, considering the situation. I would think he would try to act as civil as possible (which he did) but his over the top glee was a little unnecessary considering how inevitable this victory seemed. [Maybe not for him?] The meeting was uneventful and thankfully will not be used as fodder for the national media Belichick feeding frenzy. Can we get over this unnecessary hatred of Belichick. The guy is supposed to be a football coach, not some kind of saint.

Interesting to note some things that Simms had to say today about Spygate. "If the league acted sooner, it would not have received the national attention that it did." The voice of reason is a little late on this issue, but better late than never considering the Pats are nearing a perfect season. Nance and Simms as usual, called a pretty good game for CBS.

Is anyone else tired of Rachel Ray's Dunkin' Donuts commercials? "Delish!" Enough! I was never one to get on the RachelRaySucks.com bandwagon, especially after she began to get national attention with her 30 Minute Meals, but her whoring for Dunkin' Donuts is a little upsetting. I heard on the set making those commercials that after the wrap, she barked out, "Somebody get this shit out of my hands, and get me a starbucks latte!"

More comments on other games... Has anyone heard of a plow in Cleveland today? There was atleast a foot of snow on the field and you could not even see the yard markers. How could Lewis have ~150 yards on the ground and the Browns only score 8? Odd. And how about the heads-up move by Brian Westbrook in the Eagles victory over Dallas in the late game. Running in for a touchdown, he stops and goes down at the Dallas' 1 yard line. By preventing Dallas from getting the ball back, he wins the game for his team. 1) Who has the presence to stop while running into the endzone to intentionally go down, to keep the possession alive and keep it away from the other team? 2) What other player would willfully sacrifice a sure touchdown by intentionally going down at the 1? Not many.

New England Snow Storms

These are some pictures of the snow storms that hit New England 12.13.07 and 12.16.07. The first two are from Windsor, CT on 12.13.07 and the last is from Boston.













Windsor, CT



















Digging out, MA


















Saturday, December 15, 2007

Tuesday, December 11, 2007

Best Gunfighter in Western Film History

Which gunslinger would pull faster than all others.

I can't get enough of Westerns. I can't figure out if it's the landscapes, the (simple) characters and plotlines or perhaps the sense of opportunity pervaded by Westerns, but nonetheless, I can't seem to stop watching. I have been made fun of by family and friends for my positive views on Westerns but I can't stop watching them. And why should I?

One of the common themes of Westerns has always been the quick-draw cowboy or gun-hand who's faster than anyone. The prototype Fastest gun, is always involved at the end, and I aim to pick the quickest guns in the fictional west. Only good movies [IMHO] are included.

The Cast: (in no particular order)

Harmonica, [Charles Bronson] Once Upon a Time in the West
Nobody, [Terrence Hill] My Name is Nobody
Django, [Franco Nero] Django
Shane, [Alan Ladd] Shane
Blondie, [Clint Eastwood] The Good, the Bad and the Ugly
Jimmie Ringo, [Gregory Peck] The Gunfighter
Paden, [Kevin Kline] Silverado
Frank, [Henry Fonda] Once Upon a Time in the West
Preacher, [Clint Eastwood] Pale Rider
"Rooster" Cogburn, [John Wayne] True Grit
Any others mentions?







Sauerkraut!



Looks inedible but tasted rather good.

Sauerkraut and pork loin with steamed broccoli.

Monday, December 10, 2007

Patriots crush Steelers, improve to 13-0

The Patriots have joined an elite group of teams that have gone undefeated for the first thirteen games in a season and looking forward to the remaining three, it doesn't appear as if there will be any serious obstacles to finish the regular season without a defeat. 16-0. Wow. No matter how much of a Patriots hater, no matter how much you despise/envy/criticize the Patriots for Belichick/Spygate/Running up scores/defeating your team, you must admit beyond any doubt of your biased imagination that what we have seen from the Patriots offense is something we have never seen before. Neither the Greatest Show on Turf, nor the Moss and Carter Vikings, nor the Manning attack is close to the Brady machine. Every part fits comfortably and critically within the machine and the machine functions as a sum total of its parts. Moss stretches the D. Welker slips underneath. Watson stabs into its heart. Faulk is the reliable safety. Stallworth has depth. Gaffney has snaring hands. Brady is Oz and Belichick (and McDaniels) are behind the curtain. It's a well oiled machine. Really, what team lines up in shotgun and passes on fourth and 1?
Ok. You have heard it all before. Either the blueprint or the undefeatable. Either way, stories on the Patriots are getting old, but the stories that come out are still delicious. These are Bob Ryan's "good old days" after all. The Patriots have gone from the scrappy, "lucky" and determined team that squeaked out victories by the slimmest of margins on the back of a quarterback and supporting cast with the calm in critical plays similar to meditating buddhist monks to a team that blows out opponents without mercy. The times have changed. But, football is not a western where good and bad battle it out, and the Patriots are not the bad guys playing football. But they certainly aren't the underdogs anymore and this Goliath has gone up against spreads that are unlike any ever seen. Here's the only problem: With three less-than-capable opponents upcoming, and with the perfect regular season becoming more likely, you must immediately see how hollow a perfect regular season would be if the Patriots stumble beneath the Colts or are outscored by the Cowboys. Losing after 16-0 will make all 16 games look like meaningless exhibitions in a disappointing season.

Sunday, December 9, 2007

Quotes to remember

"Choices don't mean a thing when there's nothing good to choose" - Wendy's commercial

"Well done, is better than well said" - Tom Brady responding to a opponent's guarantee for victory against the Patriots. The Patriots won 31-13. (B.Franklin original)

"...fucking cocksuckers..." - Al Swearengen, Deadwood.

"in Brazil the men have a saying, 'women are like shadows, when you walk, they follow, when you turn around, they're gone'" - internet post #1

"That's odd, the brasileiras that I know hunt men like tigers." - internet post #2 responding to prior post.

"In America, it's bling bling. But out here it's bling bang." - Danny Archer, Blood Diamond.

"There's nothing sadder to me than associations held together by nothing but the glue of postage stamps. If you can't see or hear or touch a man, it's best to let him go." - Lee, East of Eden

Saturday, December 8, 2007

Battleground - Ending March Cadence

Holley: [as they begin marching from the battlefield, passing their replacements as they enter]
Hey, Kinnie - what ever happened to Jody?
Sgt. Kinnie: All right, come on! Come on! What do you want these guys to think, you're a bunch of WACs? Alright, alright pick it up now. Hut, hup, hurrip. Hut, hup, hurrip, four. Hut, hup, hurrip, four. You had a good home but you left...
I Company: You're right!
Sgt. Kinnie: Jody was there when you left...
I Company: You're right!
Sgt. Kinnie: Your Baby was there when you left...
I Company: You're right!
Sgt. Kinnie: Sound off!
I Company: One, two
Sgt. Kinnie: Sound off!
I Company: Three, four.
Sgt. Kinnie: Cadence Count
I Company: One, two, three, four. One, two, three, four!
Sgt. Kinnie: Your baby was lonely - as lonely as could be ...
I Company: Until Jody provided company!
Sgt. Kinnie: Ain't it great to have a pal...
I Company: Who works so hard to keep up morale!
Sgt. Kinnie: You ain't got nothing to worry about...
I Company: He'll keep her happy till I get out!
Sgt. Kinnie: You won't get out until the end of the war...
I Company: In nineteen hundred and seventy-four!
Sgt. Kinnie: Sound off!
I Company: One, two.
Sgt. Kinnie: Sound off!
I Company: Three, four...

Tuesday, December 4, 2007

Sunday Soup


A soup with tomatoes, rice, red onion, peppers, green beans, corn and turkey. Would have been nice to see some okra and sausage replace the turkey and peppers, but we had to make do.
Taste of the soup itself was great, but the contents did not seem to mesh. I dislike soups that you feel like you have to use a spork for half the bowl's contents.
Grade: C-

Monday, December 3, 2007

SI's Peter King - Monday Morning QB

Every week Peter King's Monday Morning QB article seems to tie together everything that happened during the NFL's week to a T. As well as King seems to include every major and minor story in and out of the subject of NFL Football, I find myself either agreeing or sympathesing with most, if not all of his points. King was brave enough to admit his initial prejudice about Sean Taylor's murder and then follows by including testimonials from those who knew Taylor well about what kind of human being he was.

This week's article also featured the best compliment I think that can be given to a team of modern professional athletes:

"When I watch the Bills, I feel like I'm watching a bunch of guys who would play football for free."

Just awesome. If anyone realized the economic crisis that is crippling the livelihood of Buffalo, NY, they would surely appreciate the effort that the Bills put forth on the field each week in a place where the financial security of both team and fan are equally insecure. The Bills are trying to garner support from "nearby" Toronto to keep the team in western NY. Good luck.

Friday, November 30, 2007

Pictures of Food

Since I am living at home, still, and forced to eat my mother's food, my next project will be a culinary review of Mami's cooking. I will take a pic and review some of my favorites... and of course, least favorite preparations. My friends have always poked fun of the gastronomic offerings available for consumption at the household, so in their honor I will display and detail each meal. It is not intended to upstage the likes of Paul Bocuse, Emeril, Biba Caggiano or for that matter even Food & Wine, this will be a dedication to the suburban food toiler, a celebration of scrap cooking at its finest. Of course I am being a little harsh on my mother's cooking, but I mean it in only the most effectionate way. After all, Her Irish-Slavic roots do sometimes produce a culinary victory, well, here and there...

Thursday, November 29, 2007

The Riotus Thoughts of the Week

A $305 Million bargain for A-Rod? I think we have gotten a little carried away with the economics of baseball. Damn America for being so obsessed with value. The fact that we have baseball financial analysts writing stories about how the biggest contract in professional sports history is mathematically a bargain enhances for my simmering hatred for the sickening mix of professional sports and money. This mix has infiltrated sports to a point where any discussion of fielding this year's squad, in any sport, money becomes a central theme. It's not about player loyalty, or being a team player, it becomes cap room, and values, items even the lofty Blogriotus has succombed to write about in the past. I shouldn't complain too much about money being some part of the game, it has been a business from day one. If pro athletes weren't paid enough, we wouldn't be able to see the best perform. But our devotion to these relatively unimportant "games" has lofted gifted ballplayer to worshipped hero. These people get paid to play a game. Someone is going to tell me just because a guy can crush 90 mph fastballs 450 feet with a frequent enough regularity and stab rocketed ground balls with reaction measured in little more than nanoseconds, that their abilities are worth the spectacle to earn more than $27,000,000 a year? It's hard to believe that more people aren't able to look behind Oz's curtain and realize, yes, these guys are super-talented and games are entertaining, but let's get beyond the hype that drives this greedy market and focus on things that make my life more valuable. Instead they pony up $4,500 or better to get their 81 games worth of these ballplayers, sucked in to the hype once again, because they can't find any other meaning to their existence. I am not trying to be hard on anyone, especially my super-sports devoted friends, because I am a sports fan too and do spend an unreasonable amount of time watching entire games for entertainment. But I must question it because the salaries that are being offered out there to this and that star are simply staggering. It has reached a point where it does not make me feel comfortable supporting this industry where these physically talented men are making a killing when others are suffering greatly trying to make ends meet. It just doesn't make sense.

I HEARD three important questions a lady asked to a talk radio host while driving home tonight.
1) How is the next president going to mend the political fence between conservatives and liberals?
2) What do we export? What do we produce that the world needs to buy. Why have we exported all of our manufacturing jobs to offshore factories? (so corporations can give your job to a indian or chinaman and save a buck)
3) What are we doing in Iraq?

I have no great answers for anyone for these questions because none of these have a real concrete precedent. Civil Wars or Fiscal success usually quiets the dissenting parties, neither of which is probably on the horizon. We export ideas now, not good enough for a still very tangible world economy. Ideas may be supporting us for now, but there will come a day soon that we wished we did not take a quick buck to offshore our once immense national production. For the last question, I really have no understanding of why we even went there in the first place. The intelligence estimation was incorrect, Saddam's regime was hardly a threat and now we have the very real potential of a steep political vacuum where any number of whack-jobs could take power...by popular vote. Our invasion has bred political, economic and social instability in Iraq and there is no quick fix in sight. Losing diplomatic leverance has been our biggest loss, and now we face even greater and greater potential threats and we have no recourse to take because our hands are tied down in Iraq and to lesser extent Afghanistan. Everyone says, we must still support troops and even worse, support their fallen comrades by staying the course, but as far as I can tell, staying the course will only see more troops dead. Is that what we really want?

Not that I wasn't aware of this before, but out of the candidates for the 2008 presidential election that still actually have a chance to win, all (well most) of them are from 'blue' states, those that have voted democrat in recent elections. Illinois, New York and Massachusetts feature the four front-running candidates. Conservatives sense a shift in the nation's sentiment by running two candidates that were successful in the hearth of the yankee north. Regardless who ends up being the nominees, I hope this election does not focus on personal war records or gay marriage, two issues that deserve less attention than Spears' exposed pot belly or Lohan's latest DUI. Can we focus on things that really matter? Like Manufacturing getting a new start here or revamping our world image? Please?

Wednesday, November 28, 2007

The Rats of Rat Island

An island on the Aleutian archipelago named for the abundance of its unwelcome inhabitantsis the center of a planned extermination en masse. Rats invaded the island in the 18th century and have since stripped the island of much of its edible vegetation and avian populations. Birds have been all but eliminated from the rocky island and a disturbing silence has replaced them.

Scientists and naturalists are looking into plans to eliminate the explosively breeding rats, which have overtaken every corner of burrowing space on the island, by dropping pounds of anticoagulant rodenticides onto the island. The hope is that the immediate bounty will be feasted upon by the population. With the rats dead from poison, birds would once again be able to nest on the island.

This is not the first time this feat was to be attempted and it wouldn’t be the largest island eradicated of rats. 27,922-acre Campbell Island, NZ and Canada’s 8,080-acre Langara Island had their black rat populations eliminated. Rat Island is 6871 acres.

Rats are one of most successful species on the earth and their success mirrors their domestic partner, the human being. Like humans, rats are able to adapt to almost every type of environment and their omnivorous behavior allows them to take advantage of a variety of different feeding opportunities. They are locally responsible for massive avian and reptilian extinctions, hunting ground nests relentlessly.

While rats will never become endangered and their habitat(s) will never be threatened, poaching rats will never be a sensitive issue to most. Early rat exterminators in New York were looked upon with admiration from its citizens. The introduction of the rats to this particular island was done by rats spilling off of ships anchored nearby. Playing God is easy with such a vile critter, and it comes with the benefit of creating breeding grounds for rarer and more pleasant creatures from the animal kingdom.

In our attempt to regulate animal traffic however, I think it’s important to regard our own culpability with more disdain. After all, wasn’t it our presence, behavior and habitats that have made the rat so successful? If it wasn’t for increased human traffic starting in the Middle Ages, Rattus rattus and Rattus norvegicus would never be as prevalent as they are today. All rat problems are fornlorn unless preventative measures are taken. It would be foolhardy to think that this elimination attempt would be a permanent fix for the rats on Rat Island, even if the plan works to a T.

Saturday, November 24, 2007

DOLCE ET DECORUM EST

Bent double, like old beggars under sacks,
Knock-kneed, coughing like hags, we cursed through sludge,
Till on the haunting flares we turned our backs
And towards our distant rest began to trudge.
Men marched asleep. Many had lost their boots
But limped on, blood-shod. All went lame; all blind;
Drunk with fatigue; deaf even to the hoots
Of tired, outstripped Five-Nines that dropped behind.

GAS! Gas! Quick, boys!-- An ecstasy of fumbling,
Fitting the clumsy helmets just in time;
But someone still was yelling out and stumbling
And floundering like a man in fire or lime...
Dim, through the misty panes and thick green light
As under a green sea, I saw him drowning.

In all my dreams, before my helpless sight,
He plunges at me, guttering, choking, drowning.

If in some smothering dreams you too could pace
Behind the wagon that we flung him in,
And watch the white eyes writhing in his face,
His hanging face, like a devil's sick of sin;
If you could hear, at every jolt, the blood
Come gargling from the froth-corrupted lungs,
Obscene as cancer, bitter as the cud
Of vile, incurable sores on innocent tongues, -
My friend, you would not tell with such high zest
To children ardent for some desperate glory,
The old Lie: Dulce et decorum est
Pro patria mori.

Wilfred Owen (8 Oct. 1917),
killed in action on the morning of 4 Nov. 1918, one week before the Armistice.

Friday, November 23, 2007

The Real Meaning of Thanksgiving

Perhaps all the hype that surrounds our greatest American holiday had me confused about its real meaning. I was too busy thinking about food and harvests, certainly symbols of Thanksgiving to remember what this day really means for Americans. It gives us a chance to take a break and enjoy a non-religious holiday that spans all ethnic and cultural boundaries to include all Americans. It is a time to cherish family and friendships, enjoy their company, share food and drink and communicate with one another at a pace not being challenged by the modern frenzy of life. For one day at least, families sit and eat together from the same turkey, at the same table and at the same time.

Thursday, November 22, 2007

Wednesday, November 21, 2007

Blog Riotus Thanksgiving

It’s hard for any American to associate Thanksgiving with anything other than turkey, stuffing, cranberry sauce, family and football. We enjoy a rare Thursday holiday in the beginning of our cold season with few of the holistic responsibilities of other holidays; there are no presents to buy, no veterans to thank, no fallen heroes to remember, and no church to attend. Instead, most of us sit back to enjoy the company of family and friends, huge portions of food and the accompaniment of football, be it high school, college or professional. Of course some traditions are critical. There is always the reunion drinking that precedes Thanksgiving, a time where old friends congregate in the same places to get obnoxiously stammered and ask the obligatory question to old friends and acquaintances they have not seen since the previous year, “What have you been up to?”

After eating your fill at the Thanksgiving table, there are the driving while drowsy jokes that are required to follow any discussion on how much turkey was consumed. While glancing at the advertisements for Black Friday sales, someone always must be “amazed” at those nut-jobs that line up for the mad dash. There is even a scheduled Thanksgiving weekend football match against the rival squad that never seems to materialize into anything of the magnitude that was supposed on the prior Wednesday night. Thanksgiving may be the best of all American holidays, but even when the name is stuck right in the middle of the holiday’s title, there is still some forgetfulness for what the holiday stands for: Giving Thanks.

In a society where food is eaten without even the slightest regard to how it was raised or grown, we are either forgetful or ignorant of the struggles of early Americans to forge their way in a new world filled with novel beasts and grasses, without the familiarity of domesticated fowl or livestock and English crops. Pilgrims to America had difficulty adapting to the new foods and it took Tisquanto (who was kidnapped, sold into slavery, lived in England, spoke fluent English) and Massasoit, the Great Sachem of the Wampanoag tribe to help Plimouth Plantation to survive those early cold winters. After all, a people who looked upon the bounty of New England seafood as vile and disgusting would need help surviving their meager harvests. A March 1621 peace agreement between John Carver and Massasoit, sealed with smoke from a peace pipe, allied the Wampanoag and Pilgrims (and later the Massachusetts Bay Colony) for more than forty years.

Thanksgiving symbolized the culmination of the harvest, a concept that is completely foreign to the American removed 300+ years. Looking through a local supermarket, there are apples from New England mixed in with Spanish clementines, Florida oranges, lettuce from South America, Peppers from California. Most food that we eat in winter is foreign. There is no more annual harvest, a time that would accentuate the differences among each regional culture. There are of course the vestiges of this and lucky for us, because early American tradition roots in New England, there is a strong market for pumpkins, squash, cranberry sauce and turkey, all native to New England. At least, New Englanders observe Thanksgiving as they would their native harvest. The harvest was a time for abundance, with a strong basis in God’s blessing and the Thanksgiving feast was a celebration of God’s bounty. In other cultures, Harvest was very much spiritual event as it was a physical event.

While we have lost much of the significance of Thanksgiving in modern society, it is more than ever appropriate to think about all the things we should be thankful and grateful for, especially in an age where there is so much bounty and comparatively little suffering amongst us. Happy Thanksgiving.

Andersonville National Cemetery and Prisoner of War Museum

Imagine living in a wooden box for years, as some did in the Hanoi Hilton


The Andersonville Raiders, a group of murderous thieves that harassed fellow inmates of the prison camp were buried separate from other Union dead at the cemetery.


Memorializing the Massachusetts prisoners of the Civil War who were interned at Andersonville.


Tuesday, November 20, 2007

Blog Riotus Boston Sports Notes

A lot of discussion over the Mike Lowell contract this week. I have a few thoughts after hearing a few differing points of view. The monopoly money theory is certainly relevant since we are speaking about such a large amount of money (in this case $12+ million/year) Theo Epstein is certainly a shrewd business man. He got the hometown leaning Lowell to accept below his requested years and money to come back and play for Boston. Theo put just enough money on the table to keep Mike interested but not enough to make him bite hard.

Was it a good deal or bad deal at 3 years $37.5 million? I don’t think we will ever know Lowell’s true value in the baseball market. Of course his numbers were all-star this past season. Anyone decent who bats behind Ortiz and Ramirez should see record number of fastballs. Put Fenway in the mix for a righty and you have the makings of a .324 BA, team leading 120 RBI season. I’m glad we got him back at a fair price. I enjoyed watching him play this season at third base. Anybody who makes third base look easy deserves a good salary. I just hope for his sake that he continues good production in the 5th spot of the batting order.

Theo is known for not offering salaries at what the player wants. Pedro Martinez was mentioned in this morning’s radio sports show (left unnamed for personal integrity) as being a guy that was given less than a desired salary offer. (Damon included) A reason that he didn’t accept a pay-cut was that he could not share a clubhouse with Curt Schilling (saying he needed to be the no.1). Sure Pedro may not have wanted to share a clubhouse; Curt is one of the most obnoxious self-righteous men in baseball!

The Patriots have been labeled most recently the NFL’s villains. Bill Belichick is unlike-able as any coach and the team is scoring points without relent on its weaker opponents. I have already touched on the “running-it-up” noise (un)surprisingly coming from national media rather than local sources but the hatred from Bill comes from the fact that he is a introverted geek who has managed to eliminate the harm that the media can cause between football games. His style is not what the national media wants and therefore they abhor his behavior… The Patriots of 2007 are not villains as they were never the saints of 2004-5. This is all how they are represented in the media…and media is driven by what makes a compelling story.

A quick mention of the New England Revolution. The Revs lost their third consecutive MLS Cup this past Saturday, twice at the hands of the Houston Dynamo. Toward the end of the game, Revs trailing 2-1, had a few good chances to nod the score at 2, but missed opportunities and bad luck plagued them. The header at point blank range that ricocheted off the goalies body was when I gave up hope. Too bad.

Monday, November 19, 2007

Jonathon Strange & Mr Norrell by Susanna Clarke


This was one of those books you dread to start and hate to finish. I can't say I have finished, but this book engulfs you into the story as only classic stories do. Immersed in historical fiction and fantasy, Clarke's work is an original magical epic deserving of all the praise it has received.1 The website has a list of links, reviews and interviews.

Of course a mention must be made to J.K. Rowling's Harry Potter, but here is a story that must be judged by its own merit and not in a sort of a following-in-the-footsteps-kind-of-way. After all, Clarke began writing this book in 1992, five years before Rowling published Harry Potter and Philosopher's Stone.

I also make note of this book for another reason. The book is slated to be adapted to the silver screen by New Line Cinema for release sometime in 2008. Just another movie scribbled onto my upcoming must sees.

Sunday, November 18, 2007

West Street's Brattle Book Shop

The Brattle Book Shop is one of Boston's finds. Here it is seen in its summer weekday glory.

Thursday, November 15, 2007

Blog Riotus Working Out

I can't decide whether this was dick or not. Maybe you can help. I have been working out the previous two nights at the hotel gym and there was a young Indian gentleman that beat me to the only treadmill both nights in a row. I had to wait about 20 minutes both times before he was done before I could use it. Luckily, there was a universal machine in the facility so I could weightlift while I waited. So tonight, to avoid waiting for this guy (who ran in casual clothes; I gave him a pass the first night but when he was running with the same khakis and button down the following night, the judgement for gym faux pas was rendered), I jumped the line and as soon as I got out of work I raced to my room to change and beat him to the exercise room (calling it a gym is quite generous) by about two and a half minutes. He looked up as he entered to see my ear-to-ear smile and couldn't help grinning also. I couldn't figure out if he was pissed or not. I don't think beating the Indian to the tread was dick, but I did feel awkward beating him by only a few minutes. Who cares, it was better than waiting.

Wednesday, November 14, 2007

Blog Riotus joins Technorati

Since I have begun this blog in late 2006, I realize that I need to get interaction from more readers. Not that Jchev and Nikko haven't been great contributors, but I think I have to get the blog "out there" so I have joined technorati to see if that will increase readership. I am bringing my readers along for the ride, so here goes:

Technorati Profile

Welcome.

Tuesday, November 13, 2007

The Port Jefferson - Bridgeport Ferry

One good thing that has resulted from my vigilant guard over the I-95 miles between New Haven and Queens (and beyond) was my discovery of the ferry that escapes the relentless and excruciating traffic that blocks any travel in that corridor on a friday afternoon beginning at 2pm and lasting until nearly 7pm. On a stretch that probably takes less than an hour on a day with light volume, that same 50 miles takes at a minimum, a hefty dose of patience. I found myself angry and exhausted by the time I reached North Haven where most traffic relents and I-91 splits from I-95 and heads north.


I tried using the West Cross/Merritt Parkways (Rt 15) that winds through wooded terrain with quaint stone bridges that span the roadway at intervals and parralels 95, but at times the volume clogs this route so completely traffic actually stops for long enough to open up conversations with fellow commuters. Not that I would actually do that, because although I was temporarily lulled by the pleasant scenery, the anger would be creeping back to life and no doubt any inane comments from a Fairfield County Connecticuter would send me into incessant road rage.



What must have saved my recommute was a simple boat ride. The ferry leaves from a midpoint in Long Island and shoves you off unceremoniously in Bridgeport, CT. It's not the staff, food, or tour of either port city that is worth the steep fare of passage, it's the clear peace of mind one gets without the stop-and-go dash that is the commute leaving from New York City into Connecticut on a friday evening. It's the sunset over New York City and sea air over the Long Island Sound that makes it worth it. I recommend it for anyone who needs to get off of "the island" on a friday night and dreads the Throgs or Whitestone commute.

War of Amputees

I'm staying at a Homewood Suites in CT this week and flipping the channels quickly away from Scooby Doo 2, I found a documentary on wounded veterans returning from Iraq speaking about their Alive Day and how they have coped with their injuries since returning. James Gandolfini was interviewing each of the soldiers on HBO on a program called "Alive Day Memories." Several of the soldiers interviewed have lost arms and legs, another was blinded. Their futures have all been changed. It was mortifying to watch as one Lieutenant who had lost her arm and shoulder, was silent as she pondered what it would be like not to able to hold her baby in her arms as a mother should, and held back the tears as they welled in her eyes. Several moment passed before she suddenly composed herself before Gandolfini and continued the interview in front of the camera. No one should have to be that tough.

The toughness these wounded veterans display is beyond most people. Here they are missing arms in legs and yet they still keep a positive outlook. A female soldier from South Carolina who joined the Army to escape a future with two choices: to get married or to get out, said she never allows people around her to cry about her injury. "I will do that on my own time." Another soldier who lost an arm, and both legs (former boxer and gymnast) said that if he had all four amputated it would not be worth living, said that one arm allowed him the independence to take care of himself. Headwounds are the worst. With two headwounds, a soldier was left half incapacitated and left to the care of his mother for the rest of his life. When the blinded soldier struggling to place his false eye into his empty socket took the screen, I could not take it any longer.

This war has the most amputees since the Civil War and the mental devastation has been understated. The result will be inevitable; PTSD, homeless, and vets uncared for, the cost that survivors pay for after all wars. In five years, we forget their sacrifices, take away benefits and coverage and in doing so, remove their dignity. The elevated number of suicides by returning veterans is only the beginning. It's one thing to "Support the Troops" tooting horns and waving flags; it's another thing to support the troops in a meaningful way.

Sunday, November 11, 2007

There's a war going on now, does anyone care?

Perusing through my dad's weekly DVD pics from the local library, I saw one called "The Trench" starring a then lesser-known Daniel Craig about a platoon of Tommies in the trenches in 1916. Despite feeling that the idea was stolen from me (I had started two years ago writing a script for an epic WWI movie set during the Battle of the Somme), the movie was quite interesting. There is a gripping seen where one of the younger soldiers is goaded into peering through one of the loops on the parapet of the trench to see the German lines. Through the hole which appears like a portal to a different land, is a field of green grass, vibrant in contrast to the drab and filthy interior of the trench. Only twice in the movie are our eyes treated to that pleasant verdant field, and twice it fools us with its gentle façade. It's not that the movie is a "must-see", much of the dialogue consists of raw recruit dialogue with the clichés of Limeys being inexperienced in bed, the clairvoyance of a battle-hardened sergeant (Daniel Craig), and a hotshot, jerky corporal (Danny Dyer from the Football Factory); it was more about the sacrifice of young men fighting overseas. Just as the Americans have not fought a war on their home soil since the Civil War, the English haven't either (not including Scotland), and theirs was fought more than 2oo years earlier.

So when I happened to come across a blog (http://wwar1.blogspot.com/) on the internet about a soldier's letters sent to his wife and brother from the front in France, I was immediately interested. Pvt. Harry Lamin's letters are timeless and universal for all soldiers writing to loved ones back home. These letters are posted on the site by his grandson, exactly 90 years to the day after they were penned by Pvt. Lamin himself in the trenches. With exactly one year left to the day for the war, we aren't sure if Harry Lamin survives. A radio interview of Lamin's grandson discusses more on the postings.

In the trenches: Royal Irish Rifles in a communications trench on the first day on the Somme, 1 July 1916


While the war today is not being fought in trenches, there is probably a great similarity in the sentiments of those fighting and their families at home. I won't pretend to really understand the daily fear and traumatizing moments, but quote my father, "If people knew what wounds smelled like and had to pick pieces of their buddies flesh from their face, maybe they would not be so ambivalent about this war." At least the trench provided a safe haven for the troops at the front. In Iraq, everyday is like the green fields of the Somme. At any moment an explosion could tear their life away. There was an article in the Boston Globe today about Marines returning from the "front" in Iraq and the survey they answered from a Globe writer. I thought the most telling response was that the soldiers felt that more than a third of the Boston Metro community was either unappreciative or unaware of the returning vets service for our country in Iraq. This is the first war in which the home front has not been responsible for bearing any brunt of the suffering of the front lines. The war is shielded from our population, available only in relics of news coverage in newspapers or posted as headlines in the web. How many more stories on Britney Spears were there this year than on the War in Iraq? It is Veteran's Day tomorrow, and I hope some people remember to honor those who serve and have served our country in a way unimaginable to most people in our country today. Unfortunately, war has been a part of humanity since our beginnings and although I do not support war as a bright option of diplomacy, and certainly don't support our leader's decisions to invade Iraq, the soldiers should be recognized for their brave conduct and sacrifices.

There is another good article about Veteran's Day on more than 1200 squares named in honor of local veterans of foreign wars that we pass on by unknowingly on our daily lives. And just to know, Veteran's Day was November 11, formerly known as Armistice Day, the date which the guns of World War One went silent.


Friday, November 9, 2007

Will we get ours?

A while back I read an article prizing the largest diamond heist from South Africa yet; a 7,000 carat, green-tinted stone unearthed in a northwest region little known for producing diamonds. Initially when I read this article, and I will admit I was aware of the brutality of the diamond trade before seeing “Blood Diamond”, I wondered who was really going to prosper from that discovery. The movie showed the slave labor utilized in the process, probably somewhat similar in real life. Seeing it dramatized before you does more justice to the issue though. Whether we recognize it or not, or compulsive mass consumption does impact other less “developed” regions of the world, especially in Africa.

For a continent with so many natural resources, most are inaccessible without the investment of heavy machinery and excavation techniques. Oil and minerals have plentiful reserves on the continent, but the native people had no way of unearthing them. After centuries of development, the Europeans descended upon Africa in the 19th century with a fury, taking over land, enslaving people, destroying culture and imposing European “ways” on Africans. Of course, the average African was able to taste these refinements, without a doubt. Even though the European countries found the African landscape basically fruitless with no easy profits to show for it, their private companies got into the mix, settled in, and made a killing; literally. (In the end, many immigrants have flooded into the European nation escaping hunger, famine and war and this exodus has placed a burden on those nations. I guess you always get what you deserve.)

For something as obvious as the diamond trade causing such misery in these countries, it is a shame that “civilized” society still has a relentless demand for them. When I hear the local jeweler commercials on the radio and see them on the television, I wonder how our society in the future will survive when things change for the worst and we need to rely on each other and others to get by. For a regard so small for the rest of humanity, is there really a doubt whether other people will come to our aid? Maybe in the end, when we stood by and watched the purging of Darfur, and when we bled Africa dry for want of oil and diamonds etc., we will get what we deserve.

Monday, November 5, 2007

Pats beat Colts

After all, it was just a football game and the Pats squeezed a victory by the slimmest of margins considering the behemoth of teams involved. The surprising thing about watching the game was the vulnerability shown in both teams. The Patriots, for the first time this season, looked defeatable, yes beat-able. A far cry from bludgeoning the skins 52-7, this game looked like the vintage Pats. The game itself did not look like a duel between polished foes, Manning looked shaken, discouraged and was ultimately beaten, but anyone who has seen Manning at work, knows his unorthodox footwork and wobbly passes, have no correlation with his effectiveness. I will admit as he took the field again with 3 minutes on the clock, I thought that he could with a few passes, march down the field and steal victory from the visiting Patriots, but no. A relieving strip and recovery solidifying the W.

Wednesday, October 31, 2007

Boston Red Sox - World Champions 2007

This year's edition of the Red Sox were almost wholly different from self-named "Idiots", a team that reversed the "curse" of Boston baseball in 2004. This year's team was dominant almost all year long, with ace Beckett cruising to 20 wins and slugger Big Papi having another great year. While Schilling, the newcomer star of the 2004 season, and Manny Ramirez, one of the top 3 hitters in the game; did not have stellar regular seasons, both came through in the postseason securing a second title in 4 years. Mike Lowell, the third basemen nobody wanted as part of the Beckett deal with Florida, came in clutch all season and secured an MVP award in the World Series. Whether he returns for the repeat year is up in the air. A mention must be made to the rookie contributions to this year's edition including 2B Dustin Pedroia who played hearts-out baseball all season long, OF Jacoby Ellsbury, whose speed on the diamond and slappy bat are unusual traits on a slug-happy franchise, and the Japanese imports, P Daisuke Matsuzaka and P Hideki Okajima. Both were integral but Okajima's badge of courage was won putting down the vaunted Yankees' lineup early in the season in a nailbiter that showed the baseball world that Boston would not back down. He continued to be clutch all year long. Although Daisuke was impressive at times this season and registered two good pitching performances in his last two postseason games, his trial will begin next season. Great season and I can't wait to do it again next season!

Tuesday, October 30, 2007

Are you not entertained?

The Patriots once again dismantle, destroy and embarrass another NFL opponent this past Sunday. I got a chance to attend the game and bit, making my decision based on many Foxboro games in the past that were very exciting but not this years' Pats edition. The games are often over by halftime and they haven't won by less than 14 points. This sort of thrashing is akin to Maximus in the provincial gladiator circuit slashing throats and bashing skulls with no difficulty, winning every bout with few moments of real drama and even less fanfare. Disgusted with the carnage but nonetheless elated by it, Maximus goads the crowd, "Are you not entertained?" To which the crowd roars in response, their undefeatable idol so talented, the actual match was not worth a cheer; but in his victory comes their adulation.

Another note about the Patriots victory over the Redskins was the issue of running-up the score. These are not amateur or student athletes. We are dealing with professional athletes that get paid in monopoly money salaries. There really isn't any room for sentiment with final scores. Us laymen like to compare what we see on the field on friday night and saturday afternoons with what happens on sunday but its just not comparable. We are trying to make a lesson of moral relevance with a level of competition that we cannot compare. From the opinion of this weak pushover, however, it still smacks of the ol' runnin' it up. But once you lose the killer instinct on the field, you may not be able to turn it back on. The team is tuned so well right now, only a moron would tell his team to "ease up" on these other sports professionals. They may need leniency for their poor self-esteems. Actually it may teach them some humility, a quality definitely lacking among pro-athletes.

While we're on the topic of running up scores, it’s very convenient for other teams to be begging for mercy after what happened after this season’s week one incident. Spygate anyone? That has been long forgotten after the Patriots wiped the floor with the favored Chargers in a game that has rematch later this year spray painted all over. I can’t remember one team, or player speaking in favor of the Patriots, in effect nobody came to their defense to respect what they had accomplished in years past, instead believing or wishing in a muckraking, substance-light conspiracy theory of cheating. The “cheating” did happen, but the extent to which it was blamed for past victories was way out of proportion. NFL officials, coaches, players, and fans had just let the lion out of the cage, giving feast to the ravished Patriots who always use misplaced quotes and the disrespect card to fuel their fire. Well, the NFL succeeded in giving them fuel for a bonfire. And now those same coaches, players and fans want to pull the reigns in. Well, I say blow ‘em away Bill. No mercy. Do people remember what teams did to the old hapless Patriots? Was there any quarter given? I don’t think so. This is the NFL, not pop-warner.

Tuesday, October 23, 2007

Boston Tourism Rating Falls

Boston, although officially still recognized as a 6 point (of 12) World City by GaWC , but as a destination we are losing ground to other destinations in North America. Once rated up there with New York and San Francisco as prime vacation destinations, Condé Nast traveler and Travel+ Leisure have both recently relegated Boston to the obscurity of a minor city.

Let’s be fair to admit that Boston’s cultural attractions do not bow to any in America. With world class museums, heritage sights, and universities, Boston will always remain the historical destination. With a Market town patchwork of streets and alleys, Boston is one of the few American cities that is authentically pedestrian. Restaurants abound in all downtown neighborhoods and with the ocean on its doorfront, seafood reigns. Sports in Boston also reign. Fenway Park is the oldest Major league stadium in the nation and is itself a museum. With gorgeous parks, an urban river and the harbor, the city is no doubt a beautiful place.

But the ratings have dropped? That’s no surprise. What would Americans these days see in Boston? Travel and Leisure kowtows to luxurious details, mostly in hotel interiors and fashionable dining experiences, but does not pay any homage to the culturally significant. In their eyes, the hotel equals the experience. For any sensible tourist or sightseer, the only worthwhile time in a hotel is for sleeping. True, in a world always spinning, many tourists seek rest and relaxation above experience, and Boston is not for them. Boston must be met with a pair of walking shoes, a healthy appetite for hearty seafood and thirst for Sam Adams or Harpoon.

Boston is not a fashionable place, and most of its worthwhile bars are miles away from downtown. Boston is not a place where high-brand nightlife is measured nor should it. It is safe to say that Boston’s people are not the most attractive. Boston is not Vegas and should never pretend to be, nor try to compete. Just the same, Vegas is not Boston. Measuring a city’s cultural value has been degraded in recent years with a culture obsessed with the trivial and indulgent on throw-away experiences. A city with a diverse historical context, steeped in traditions (gradually being washed into the American mainstream), and its automobile-unfriendly nature makes Boston not immediately accessible for most people. It’s a more sumptuous locale, comparing organic food to McDonalds. People looking for the instant gratification of tasty condiments should seek alternate destinations.

Another complaint is from expensive hotel costs and unfriendliness. With a limited area of downtown, it is no doubt Boston’s downtown hotels; in Copley Square, Financial District, or in Cambridgeside, are expensive. But you will find this in every worthwhile city. Take a look at an average Manhattan hotel. New York is not only known for being expensive, but its people are some of the most insulting rude and obnoxious outside of Paris. In my experience, however, the people in Boston who are most revolting to outsiders are usually outsiders themselves, living and working in Boston for the experience. Once they ingratiate themselves with the subway and their immediate neighborhood, they wear these on their sleeves and are automatically angered when they are inconvenienced by tourists’ directions or slowing down to admire the buildings they are living in. These people are snobbish to locals and worse to tourists, and are mostly responsible for local neighborhoods losing their cultural identities. These people must be ignored. (But unfortunately it is the transplants that continually bring money into Boston and keep the city’s economy healthy.)

The numbers of tourists that continually flock to Boston each spring, summer and fall are a testament that Boston still can hang with other hyped tourist traps. Boston sure has some of the worst tourist traps in the country; the Fanueil Hall marketplace is perhaps the worst of all, but it remains one of few. Sure Boston’s nightclub scene suffers, but that will never (hopefully) be the appeal of the nighttime entertainment in Boston where our drinks are served in pubs. I still can’t believe that attractiveness of the cities inhabitants is even rated. Point ceded. Boston is not LA, Vegas or Miami. There are more hot chicks in those cities. Travel + Leisure once again missed the boat. When is that magazine going to float?

http://www.boston.com/travel/boston/articles/2007/10/22/losing_stature/

Monday, October 22, 2007

Halloween Party Cancelled!

Although I am disappointed because my costumes have been unanimously been voted "top chach" three years in a row, the cancellation of the halloween party can be viewed through an alternative lens and may not appear so bad after all. A) The host will not be ostracized by his condo neighbors for staging such an elaborate and riotous affair. B) There is a chance, albeit small, that less alcohol is consumed this coming weekend, which, judging by testaments of productivity, would be a good thing for our employers. C) We will be able to cheer wildly for the Red Sox in World Series game 3 without tripping over our ridiculously silly costumes. D) If there is no suitable replacement event, I will not have the anxiety that accompanies all hyped one-night events, especially costume events (new years, halloween etc), over whether it will live up to its billing or not.

Tuesday, October 16, 2007

The Mirror

When you are young and adventurous there is always a yearning to leave the safety of your comfortable environment and seek out the challenge of the unknown, a brand new adventure. As many cultures embrace this adventure time, in fact we have an institution that promotes "going away". Just as the aborigines have the walkabout, where a young man leaves his tribe as a rite of passage into adulthood and the Amish have rumspringa, a period where a young man or woman leaves the sect to decide whether the amish ways are right for him or her on an individual basis; Americans use college to this same endeavor. Other primates also employ this type of behavior as a method to maintain gene flow. Baboon males will leave one troop to join another so as to limit incest.

I have never studied abroad and experienced another culture and country intimately, and in the back of my mind I would like to move for a year or so to another place far away to experience how the canooks, kiwis or aussies live and work. It would be a completely educational experience with little or no time devoted to fun and games, but in the end I would be the better for it. It would give me time to make reasonable decisions about what I want to do with the rest of my life and at the same time, extinguish the unsettled travel pilot flame. When it was done I could head back into Americareer with a better feeling in my stomach for settling down with a better grasp on what I want to do with the rest of my life. When I told my dad of my plan he answered, "You still have to look in the mirror every morning."

Is it that I want to get out of the dump I have made for myself here, jump from my grave I have been digging for myself or could it be that I want to gain new experiences without trying to remove myself from this one. Can we yearn to experience new places while not trying to escape the current ones? After all why would you want to leave if all was well? As I attempt to come to terms with these opposing rationales, I see more often than not that both are mutually exclusive; accepting one with truth convicts the other's reasonable plausibility.

Sunday, September 30, 2007

Relieving Boston's Traffic Woes: The Urban Ring

[As usual Americans treat the symptoms not the problem; part 1 of 2]

The Aftermath of the Big Dig

It is true that Boston will soon experience the benefits of a wide swath of a plush new green space ribbon that cuts a swath down the center of the financial district and connects the North End with the downtown for the first time since the JFK expressway was elevated in the 1950s. It was not the first time that a decades-old elevated transportation system was torn down. The elevated rail service that ran over Atlantic Avenue from 1903 to 1937 cut the North End from the docks. Another elevated service cut Boston's downtown in two. Perhaps the Big Dig represents the transportation improvements for this half of the 21st century. Let’s hope not.

There are numerous examples of cities that could create relatively inexpensive light rail along EXISTING rail and automobile routes with little difficulty1. Boston has North America’s oldest existing subway line but hasn’t added a new rail line since the 1970s. Traffic keeps piling up on the highways and yet the existing T’s operations are too expensive. When do road improvements and repairs become too expensive? When does the waste of an hour during morning and evening commute become too costly? It is very clear that the existing infrastructure is over capacity. That is understated. The existing infrastructure is obsolete; even after the Big Dig.

England’s City

Boston’s streets are one of the few cities in America that do not follow a grid pattern. In the mode of an English Market town, Boston’s downtown streets form a patchwork of medieval streets that begin and end in one block. Traveling in the downtown posed no problem for those working and living within blocks of their destinations but for those going from one side to the other, there is no direct and quickest route. Subway routes alleviated some of this congestion. The 1950s elevated highway made Boston surpassable by Car.

Although the original plan never did take path, as I-95 was re-routed to travel along the existing Rt 128 “Scenic” Highway, and the I-695 inner-belt through Somerville, Cambridge and Brookline never got off the planning boards, the elevated highway that split the downtown gave commuters two options; venture into the downtown or completely around it.

Rt. 128

Today, all transit routes continue to go into the city as spokes on a wheel. This forces workers who work and live in opposite sides of the city to travel along Rt. 128. The Yankee Division Highway (named for the 26th Infantry Division which served in WWI and WWII) was built in the 1920s but was upgraded to handle traffic in subsequent years. In 1951, it became the first circumferential highway in the United States. In 1958, it was widened from 6 to 8 lanes. This influenced companies to take route on the highway route and business surged along 128. Unfortunately, traffic began to pile up from this added traffic and now the highway is over-capacity and clogged between the rush hours, especially near the major interchanges in the north and south of Boston.

While the Big Dig is already outdated and no substantial improvements are in sight for the existing highway network, (Try building an I-695 through Cambridge and Brookline now!) traffic can be alleviated on existing networks by improvements and enlargements of secondary routes. These secondary routes consist of limited access (and distance) highways, roads and rail.

The Future

Americans have always been ephemeral even when it comes to urban design. The concept of permanence, especially with regards to a city has only taken root in recent years. Years before the automobile, train tracks dotted across the Boston metro area, carrying people, goods and services to and from Boston with speed (relative to the day). When the power and appeal of the automobile crushed any alternative transportation choices, many cities destroyed existing rail lines and tore up plans for new track to spread concrete for the car. We are one of the lucky few cities in America that has track still existing and corridors that can be utilized to provide new secondary routes. There has been a suggestion(s) to eliminate roadways for pedestrian walkways, which will promote public transportation, but also create traffic nightmares. Pedestrian ways would benefit most after public transportation is upgraded.

While our public transit system should not be cherished for its inefficiencies, it should not be blamed for its inadequacy. Many people do not take the subway or commuter rail because it does not allow the passenger the freedom of destination as a car. One cannot get from points in Somerville or Malden without taking a train into Boston’s Park Street or Downtown Crossing stations before changing onto another train to go to Cambridge’s Harvard Square or Central Square stations. This is the case for every existing subway line. With the local exceptions of the Green line split in Kenmore Square (or Copley for the E line) and Red Line at UMASS-JFK, there is no link that unites all of the urban communities of Boston. This results in increased automobile traffic and unnecessary congestion in downtown stations. I have researched some different opportunities and have come up with the following plans.

The Urban Ring – 1st Strategy: Blue/Orange/Red/Green/Orange/Red

There is an easy and obvious solution. Unite the 1st tier communities (those adjacent to Boston) within the Rt 128 belt with two circumferential rapid transit/subway train service lines along existing and new service track that would connect East Boston and (in this order) Chelsea, Everett, Somerville, Cambridge and Allston with one line. Another line would start in Allston/Kenmore Square and utilize the existing Worcester-Boston commuter rail to connect Allston and Kenmore Square to the Prudential Center and then divert with a new tunnel underneath Massacusetts Avenue with underground stops at Tremont/Dartmouth Washington St./Franklin Square and New Market Square and ending at the existing Andrew Square Red Line. This would benefit communities traditionally thwarted by convenient public transportation, especially residents of Chelsea, Everett, Allston and the South End. With added transfer options, commuters from other outlying communities would be more enticed to park and ride to avoid the congestion on Rt. 128 and I-93/Rt. 3.

The Urban Ring – 2nd Strategy: The Parallel (I-95 Belt and Boston Metro)

Another strategy to reroute traffic along Rt.128 would be to use the existing corridor and lay rail directly along the path of Rt 128 and create a parallel track with stations in several communities that links commuter rail stations and rapid transit (T) stations with the hub (Downtown Boston) and the wheel (Rt.128 Railway). Several existing commuter rail stations would be modified and a few new stations would need to be built. North of Boston, the Parralel line could start with a brand new station in Danvers (along the existing junction of track) moving west to a new park and ride station in West Peabody where the interchange of I-95, Rt. 128 and Rt. 1 converge along existing track. The track runs through Lynnfield (added station) and then moves from existing track onto the Parralel high speed line. A new Reading/Wakefield park and ride stop at North Ave. interchange in Wakefield could eliminate both Reading and Wakefield commuter stops as a convenient midpoint and the Orange line could continue along its existing track and terminate at this point. Add a 3-stop busing service to both community centers to the new station during traffic periods to alleviate convenience/parking concerns.

Continuing west (southbound) along I-95/Rt. 128 is the I-93 interchange with a convenient station located in Woburn (Mishawum). A Burlington/Mall Stop could then be added with additional parking. [An offshoot of the Parralel could link Lowell with Burlington with stops in Chelmsford, Nutting Lake, and Sun Microsystems/Mitre.] The Parallel then turns south by the Hanscom Field/AFB (a future stop when the Airfield is enlarged to become Boston International?) and would stop at (the moved) Kendall Green/Brandeis Station between Weston and Waltham at the Rt. 20 Rotary. Additional parking would have to be built. Bus service to and from Brandeis would be provided by the school. The next logical station would be at the Weston station being constructed at the interchange of I-95/Rt.128 and the Mass Pike (I-90). This would be a hub and would consist of the Boston-Worcester Commuter Line and an extended Green line from the Riverside station. It would be a costly expansion through West Newton/Auburndale but would provide the key link to Rapid Transit stations with more flexibility.

Below the Mass Pike, The Parallel would add a station at Highland Ave., with another extension of the Green D Line’s track along existing track on Needham St. and ending with a Rapid Transit connection on the Newton/Needham Border. It would then run south and link with existing Dedham Corporate and Westwood’s Rt 128 Station and Amtrak connection. This would allow Amtrak riders, exiting at Rt. 128 to board Parallel trains to North and South shore destinations. The track would then jump highways from I-95 Southbound to I-95 Northbound and turn south to east. The next logical station would be the Fall River Expressway (Rt. 24) in the Blue Hills Reservation. The Parallel would end in the Five Corners on the border of Quincy, Braintree and Weymouth. The station would need a Red Line connection as well as commuter train access to the Middleborough/Plymouth and Greenbush lines.

The scope of the Parallel High speed transit line is grand. The potential benefits are enormous. Besides offering a dependable circumferential transportation option, it links numerous commuter and rapid transit (T) lines that could potentially re-route tens of thousands of commuters from inside and outside of Boston daily, provide economic revitalization to many bypassed communities and alleviate existing transportation networks drastically. Let Boston be an example of alternative transportation and stop the path of least resistance and most futility. Why do we pay such reverence to the car with needless and endless bouts in traffic, when an exciting and viable alternative could provide a world of benefits?


Enlarging the existing MBTA Light rail service (similar to Option 1 above)

Monday, September 24, 2007

The War on PBS – "A Necessary War"

I am hard-pressed to watch a moment of more emotional film than the original ending of last night’s first episode of “The War” on PBS. Ken Burns tied the desperate situation of our servicemen in the South Pacific to the release of Bing Crosby’s White Christmas in the winter of 1942. I can only imagine, but that song must have touched on their feelings of isolation on Guadalcanal being so far from their families and safety, and at the same time providing comfort and cheer with soothing lyrics reminding them of the joys of their past holidays. The hot, humid climates of the battlefield and the uncertain outcome of their personal situation must have been daunting; knowing what lay ahead was hold-at-all-costs, death or brutal captivity. And yet the song tied to them to their hometowns, a stake of hope in a place of no-end-in-sight.

Part 1 (of 7)

Wednesday, September 19, 2007

Exoneration for Belichick?

If there was a better way to answer the nay-sayers and those with ring-envy than the trouncing of the San Diego Chargers with a national television audience in tow, then I have lost touch. Generally considered a top echelon team, the Chargers were systematically picked apart by the larger predator, the blood-thirsty Patriots. They proved to everyone that this camera-gate incident had little or no actual effect on game play and the Patriots had accomplished their dynasty on teamwork, discipline and talent.

The media coverage on this story should disappear. Or so I thought. On the news and coverage of the Monday night ESPN telecast, again we have the experts, former players and coaches, like stone pillars on the moral high ground casting down their sanctimonious judgments to the people. What a bunch of long-winded morons. Everybody wants to look tough on crime, but it seems no one has been troubled to really understand what advantage filming opposing signals offers. If everyone in the NFL steals signals, why is Belichick chastised for doing it too?

The analogies are ridiculous. A comparison to Bonds, the biggest cheater today is over the top. The “experts” did not even take the time to explain to the fans what Belichick did that was so vile and why it was against the rules. If they had, fans would not nearly be as upset and perplexed by this scandal. It is true that Belichick broke NFL rules…but… should stealing a candy bar cost one’s hand as punishment? Let’s call a spade a spade and see the reaction to the scandal not as a proper punishment reprimand but blatant acrimony.

Friday, September 14, 2007

League comes down soft on Belichick?

In the wake of cameragate, Goodell has levied his punishments and the football audience cries foul…still. What would suffice, jail time? Yes, it was cheating. Yes, Belichick, dubbed Beli-cheat, deserves punishment. He was fined a personal $500,000! While that may not be debilitating for a millionaire football coach, it is still the maximum fine that can be given by the NFL. The loss of a draft selection from next year’s draft, likely the team’s #1 selection, would potentially cripple any team save the Patriots; they have another #1 pick from the hands of San Francisco.

And this is where the outrage starts to make sense. People are not looking to make the punishment fit the crime. Instead, there is an assessment on the Patriots’ success and a determination of what punishment will most likely affect that success. If most other teams were caught cheating in the same manner, there would likely be a smaller fine and be docked lower draft selections. Then it would be case closed, who cares. With the Patriots, and especially Belichick, there is a pervasive sense that the punishment is being determined by who is guilty, instead of what they are guilty of. It seems how to make the Patriots suffer the most is more important than having a just and universal punishment. And didn’t Mangini hire that camera guy in the first place? It's simply hard to believe that stealing signals is not happening anywhere else.

Thursday, September 13, 2007

Cameragate and “Belichick the Cheater”

As an ardent Pats fan, it’s a little tough to be thoroughly unbiased about an issue that has drawn out even the most hidden resentment towards the Patriots. Anything I say to defend my team will be seen as it comes through the fan’s window pane. Of course you can expect LaDainian Tomlinson to put his two cents in. The upcoming game has a lot to say about the outcome of his statements. If the sans-camera Patriots defeat the Chargers at home on Sunday, they will appear to be partially vindicated, however, if they lose, I fear it will bring on more criticism of past victories and even taint the super bowl victories? Criticism has also come from the Steelers camp, another enclave of Patriots’ bitterness. It comes in from Carson Palmer, who’s Bengals are dealing with their own run-ins with commissioner Goodell and the player suspensions that plague their criminal players. Palmer wants the NFL to throw the book at Belichick as hard as it has befallen his Bengals. And finally, it pours in from those people who have had to listen to 5+ years of media fed propaganda about how classy Kraft’s organization is.

I have written about the Pats here and indirectly about their class as an organization and I have to admit, there is no way I can defend Belichick’s class here. His job has always been to win games and not to be some sort of messiah for moral fortitude on and off the football field. Somehow being a proponent of team play has made media and fan alike identify Belichick with the qualities of being a team player, which he is not. Belichick’s goal for team first, individual second derives from simple math. It takes eleven men on both sides of the ball for a team to be most successful. While the Patriots are comprised of many classy team players, our coach may not be one. Nonetheless, he is a supreme head football coach, and the methods by which signal calls by opposing teams are deciphered are just another gun in his tremendous arsenal. While videotaping the defensive play signals from the sideline may seem excessive (and illegal), there is a reason that the opposing team gives signals…so the other team won’t understand. Every team has their people whose job is to steal signals. That is why offensive coordinators cover their mouths when speaking. Any edge, any advantage where the endgame is victory. But illegal is illegal and victory by cheating is so cheap and it tears Belichick down from the “team first” high horse back to the pit with the rest of us…all too willing to sacrifice values for a cheap win.

The puzzling part is why he did it in the first place? What advantage did filming an opposing team’s signals give in that game. I have heard logic that by the second half, after analysis in the film room during half-time, the signals for the defense could be cracked and the offense could plan on the go but previous games don’t support that argument. The Patriots were clueless in the second half of the Pats-Colts AFC championship game last year. (By the way, nothing has come from the Colts about this incident) While Belichick is hailed as a king of the second-half adjustment, I can’t imagine how videotaping signals can be more advantageous during a game, then just having a guy watch the signals and mark them to each play. A set of binoculars and a pen is the old-fashioned way and works as well as videotape. Probably faster too. I can’t wait until this is all forgotten, the Pats get their (light) punishment and we can move on and try to win another super bowl, tainted or otherwise.